Old people should not fall.
Old
people get hurt when they fall and that’s a fact.
But
old people do fall and that’s a fact, too.
Guess
which old person fell this week?
“You,”
you guess.
Nope.
The other old person in this house.
“What happened‽” I know you wanna know.
It
all started because of Mike’s new pressure washer.
We
had two Karcher pressure washers. The first one was only a few months old
before it quit on us and the company replaced it free of charge. The second lasted
about a year and it quit, too.
“This
time, why don’t you buy a better pressure washer,” I told Mike.
Mike researched it online and found the one he wanted. “But it’s more than I wanted to spend.”
And that gave me a perfect chance
to throw an old adage back at him — one he’s thrown at me many times. “You get
what you pay for.”
“Yeah,
but do we even need one?” he queried.
“Of
course we do! You use it to keep the car and tractors clean and I use it for
odd jobs around the house.”
This
week, Mike’s new Ryobi 2700 came by FedEx. He wanted to drop everything and put
it together. I was snug in my recliner, Bondi in my lap, iPad in hand, and officially
off duty.
“But
I need your help!” Mike protested.
I
relented and helped Mike follow the pictures. Have you noticed that the instruction
manuals these days are just pictures?
The next day, Mike went to the garage to get tools to tighten the nuts with. I was at my computer watching a video, the TV on here in the kitchen.
I
saw Mike go to the garage.
I
saw Bondi run to the door and watch him. (It’s got fifteen panes of glass that
go almost the whole way to the floor.)
I
heard Bondi barking.
I
thought she wanted to go out in the garage with Mike, so I ignored her.
And did I tell you I was watching a video on my computer?
Mike comes back in.
“Didn’t
you hear me calling you?” he asked.
“No.
I was watching a video and the TV’s on.”
“Didn’t
you hear Bondi barking?”
“Yeah…”
“I
fell.”
I jumped up and rushed to the other
room.
“Are
you hurt?”
“I
did a face-plant on the garage floor,” Mike said. “Am I bleeding?”
I
looked him over — and was rewarded with zaps to my knees. When someone else is
hurt, I empathize. I feel their pain in the form of what feels like electric
shocks to both my knees. Over the course of the next couple of days I’ve had so
many zaps and zings that I was getting tired of it. Writing this story, looking
at the pictures, brings me more zings. Feeling the pain of others is actually a
curse. “It’s not too bad. They look like brush burns. What happened?”
“I
fell.”
“I
know that! HOW did you fall?”
“I
tripped on the carpet and because my hands were full, I couldn’t catch myself.”
I
really had to work hard to get the whole story out of him.
When we had Peggy’s Pain Palace carpeted,
my exercise studio, there was extra carpet left over. Mike rolled it up and
stood it up in the garage. The cats must’ve knocked it over. When Mike went to
step over it, he didn’t pick his foot up high enough and down he went.
“I
hit my head really hard and hurt my knees, too,” he told me.
We checked his knees and he had a brush burn on each one. (Another zap zing hits my knees.) And he thought for sure he was gonna get two black eyes.
“Now don’t you go pulling a Bob Saget
on me!” I warned and Googled symptoms of head trauma and what to watch for.
Mike
had a headache but no other symptoms. He was sore, but never did end up with
black eyes. I took a picture of him the next day on our walk, his brush burns
scabbing over.
“You’re walking?” you ask.
We
are walking. We try to go out three or four days every week since the weather
is getting nicer, and round trip it’s about a mile and a half.
We
started out this day and there was a car parked on the road.
Bondi saw the car.
Bondi
knew the car wasn’t supposed to be there.
And
Bondi barked and growled at the car to let us know it bothered her.
I
had to laugh. “Okay! Okay!” I told her. “You did your job! We see the car!”
As we get to the head of Jim Leaser’s
old property, the new owner, Tina Pickett, is walking out with her little
Boston Terrier. The driveway is in rough shape, so she often parks at the top
and walks down.
We stood and talked for quite a while.
After
the pups settled down a little, we let them smell each other.
Bondi
did well but Tina’s little dog snipped at Bondi’s nose.
“She’s such a bitch,”
Tina said.
I didn’t see any blood
on Bondi’s nose, but she kept licking at it. I suspect she was nipped and it
smarted even though Bondi never made a sound.
It upset Mike a
little so we didn’t try anymore after that.
Me?
I wasn’t especially worried that either one would do much damage.
Coltsfoot is blooming. Once the flowers are gone, the large colt’s foot shaped leaves will come on.
I spied, with my little eye, something waaaay down the bank, by our creek. “What’s that blue thing?” I asked Mike, pointing.
“It
looks like a bucket to me.”
I
took a picture. It’s a rusty old fifty-five-gallon drum.
Nature
reclaims.
Bondi still hates to have her harness put on, runs when she sees it in fact, but she does seem to enjoy our walks. I don’t use a retractable leash like I did for Itsy and Ginger. Mostly because I can’t trust her not to pick up something dead and eat it before I can stop her. I use a cute little six-foot leash that those kind, wonderful, generous, Kipps gave to me. Bondi, for the most part, trots along beside me or just behind me and seldom pulls. I really like that!
Nearing our
turn-around point, I see something waaaay far up ahead, up in the field. “What’s
that thing in the field?” and took a picture. Secretly, I was hoping for a
bear.
“A
bale of hay.”
And so, he was right this time. I knew
there were several big round bales of hay in that field, but thought they were up
closer to the tree line.
This green fence post, where the road curves and heads down the hill, is our turn-around marker.
Some days we don’t have any cars pass us, other days it’s like a parade!
>>>*<<<
Mike
gets hungry for certain foods sometimes.
“You
know what I got a taste for?” he asks.
“What?”
I wanna know.
“A nice juicy hamburger.”
Apparently, I can’t
make burgers like they do in restaurants, and that’s way okay with me. Who
would object to having a meal out once in a while?
“Steph
said Meshoppen Pizza has good hamburgers. You wanna go there?” Stephanie Robinson
is our beautiful neighbor gal on the opposite side of us from the Kipps. Her
and her handsome husband Jon are also kind, wonderful, generous people. We are
so blessed to have such great neighbors.
In
all the time we’ve lived here, we’ve never been to Meshoppen Pizza. It’s not that
far away, just fifteen miles. That’s pretty close for living out in the boonies
like we do. And every time we pass it, we say always the same thing.
“We
should stop there some time.”
“Steph
says they have good burgers and I’ve heard their pizza is really good, too.”
Always,
always we say those things.
But
one thing or another has always intervened. We were on our way to go shopping —
or on the way home. They weren’t open. We’d already planned to eat somewhere
else. We’d already eaten somewhere else. We didn’t think of it when considering
where to go eat. And I could probably come up with a few more excuses if I
tried hard enough.
Mike was a little
leery of going to a restaurant with his face looking like it does but we’d been
planning this outing for days — would’ve done it days sooner except they’re
closed Monday and Tuesday. And he had fun telling everyone, “See what my wife
did to me? She beats me!”
No one believed
him.
There were two unoccupied
chairs at the counter and two tables available when we walked in. It was the
lunch hour. One table was a two-top, the other a four-top. We chose the
four-top for two reasons. One, it’s farther from the door and two, it gives you
more room to spread out.
We were promptly greeted
by this cutie patootie.
“Hello!” Oliva
called in a bright and cheerful voice. She brought us two menus and laid them
on the table. “Today’s specials are up on the board.”
“I can’t read them,”
I told her. One of these days I WILL get my cataracts removed.
“I’d be happy to
read them to you,” she said and did.
In the end, I
chose two slices of pizza from the menu and Mike ordered a bacon cheeseburger.
Olivia is exactly the kind of person you want working for you. She's happy in her job (it’s amazing how that shows through), beautiful smile, attentive, and engaging. Personable. That’s the word!
I snapped a
picture or two before I remembered that I should really ask permission. “Can I
take your picture?” I asked.
“Of course! My
mom takes lots of pictures, too, so I grew up with a camera pointed at me.”
Olivia quickly and quietly went about her duties, delivering food to tables, clearing tables, and cashing people out.
I saw Mike’s
giant burger come up in the window followed by my pizza slices a few seconds
later. Olivia was taking an order at another table and I fully expected us to
have to wait for her before we got our food.
Surprise!
Rather than wait
for Olivia, the cook — chef? — jumped right in and delivered our food to us. Just
look at the size of Mike’s burger!
“Is that all I
get?” Mike joked.
“That’s all you
get,” he said.
“Are you the owner?” I took a stab at it.
“I am!” Now there’s
a man vested in his business. He knows the value of happy customers. And that’s
allowed him to stay in business for twenty-seven years!
“What’s your
name?” I asked.
“Les. Can I get
you anything else?”
I pointed at my coffee cup. “I could use more coffee, but I can wait for Olivia.”
“No, it’s alright,” Les said and
went for the coffee pot.
Olivia finished with her other customers and came to see what else we needed. I was able to get a picture of her and Les together.
I love when people
pose for me rather than throw their hands up and shy away from the camera. Pictures
are our memories. Not so much for us, but for generations future.
Olivia has worked
for Les for about four years now. “He’s like family to me,” she told me.
We’ve got a
shopping trip planned for next week and a stop at Meshoppen Pizza is on the
agenda!
>>>*<<<
How about a
critter story or two?
Y’all may or may
not know that I keep the cat food in the half-bath with the door closed. I’ve
had cats chew the bottom out of a bag to get at the food inside. “You have to
wait until the other one’s empty!” I told Tiger and put the food out of reach.
It also keeps Bondi from getting into it, too. She gets enough cat food as it
is.
The other day I
caught Bondi sniffing and scratching around the bottom of the half-bath door. That’s
odd, I thought. She’s never done that before. I thought she was just
after cat food. The next time I went in there, I tripped over her ball. That’s
why she was scratching at the door! She knew it was in there! Since I
always just leave the door open when I need to use it, and never turn the light on, and there being no
windows in there, I didn’t realize she’d carried her ball in with her. She
always follows me in and I always give her a sprinkle of cat food while I’m
letting my water down, so to speak — not that I spoil her anything!
Then we lost her
one day this week!
“Do you have
Bondi?” I asked Mike. I was already settled in my recliner and was missing my little
lap buddy.
“No.”
“Did I leave her
in the garage?” I wondered aloud and jumped up. When I’d gone out to take care
of the litter boxes, Bondi followed me in to the garage as I went through to
the cat room. I meant to bring her back in when I came in, but did I? I couldn’t
remember for sure if I had or not. I opened the door to the garage and called.
No Bondi. Mike got up and together we called for her and searched the house.
No Bondi.
“Is she in the exercise
room?” Mike asked. I call it studio. Exercise studio.
“I didn’t see her.”
I didn’t actually go in the exercise studio. If she was in there, she’d be by
the door and I could clearly see by looking down the hallway that she was not.
“Did she get out
and you didn’t see her go?” Mike asked.
“It’s
possible.” There’s an outside cat door in the cat room. If she slipped past me as
I was coming back in from dumping the used litter, she could’ve gone out. I ran
out to look. The first thing I see is Sugar laying in the sun against the side
of the house. If Bondi was out there, Sugar wouldn’t be. But I called anyway. No
Bondi.
My mind was starting to turn to
alerting the neighbors.
Mike and I did a
more thorough search of the house after our initial hasty search turned up no
little Chiweenie. This time I actually went to the door of the exercise studio
and turned the light on.
There she was.
Her and Tiger both.
“What are you doing?”
I asked. It’s funny that she didn’t come when we called. I know she heard us.
She can hear the crinkle of a
Bondi looked up
at me and looked back at the corner. I pulled the Ab Lounger out but didn’t see
anything. Bondi went to the wall and sniffed at it. I’m going to guess that she
and Tiger either heard a mouse or saw a mouse and they were standing sentry
duty. I didn’t see any mouse holes but knew if that mouse dared to poke his
nose out, my mighty little hunter would get him.
Now, speaking of cats…
We’ve had some beautiful
days, with spring here, and the boys, Tiger and Spitfire, are more unhappy than
ever.
“Mike, is it fair
to keep them in?” I asked.
“I don’t know,”
he said.
“They’re really
unhappy,” I informed.
Mike shrugged. “Do
what you want.” But I heard all the unspoken fears in his heart.
After losing
Smudge to the road late last year, we thought we wouldn’t want to lose any more
cats that way and the only sure way was to make them stay in the house.
I’m going to let them go out again. I’d rather have happy cats with shorter lives than unhappy cats with longer lives. And I know that Mike’s heart will carry a deeper wound than mine will if they get killed on the road or simply fail to return home. I love the cats; I just don’t seem to get as attached to them as Mike does. And we’ve still got Blackie. Since he has never been allowed out, it’ll be easier to keep him in.
>>>*<<<
“Peg, what’s on
your craft table this week?” you ask.
I’m so glad you always
remember to ask! I have a few more bunny butts to make for Easter but since
they’re going to get mailed, and since neither of the recipients will care when
they get them (so long as they do), I switched to making another book box.
“Is that why you
were watching a video while your husband lay on the garage floor calling for help?”
Way to remind me!
Yes, it is, to be honest. This next book box is one that was rattling around in
my head for a while now. I really wanted to get started on it.
“What is it?” you
wanna know.
I want to do one
with a sewing theme. Zippers, buttons, and the sort. I was thinking of making
it a mixed medium box, using a real zipper and real buttons. But the problem
with that is once you’ve used that zipper or those buttons, they’re gone. I
have quite a few old zippers I acquired from someplace or another, and my beautiful
friend Jody gave me a bunch of buttons. Even my beautiful feisty red-headed Miss
Rosie gave me a bunch of sewing notions. Nonetheless, when they’re gone, they’re
gone. If I had molds for those things then I would have an endless supply. But I
don’t want to buy more silicone molds.
Did you know you
can make silicone molds?
Yep. You can. They
sell a kit you can buy but I’m more into making things if I can. If you Google homemade
silicone molds you’ll get tons of videos. And that’s what I was doing when
Mike fell.
I gathered a ton
of things I’d like to make molds of and set to work mixing the silicone and
corn starch, the method I decided to try.
It was going fabulous until I tried to unmold my molds. Some of the things stuck and ripped the molds. Did I not use enough cornstarch? Did I not wait long enough to unmold? Should I have coated my items with oil before molding them? All of these questions can only be answered by time and more experience.
“My silicone molds
were a bust,” I told my morning peeps.
But I decided to
try them anyway.
I’m not totally
pleased, but I’m not totally unhappy either. I think it’s definitely worth my
time to pursue mold making. I love making these boxes!
This first one, even though it’s a little rough looking, can live at my house.
Speaking of firsts…
A
recipe for cornbread came up on my timeline on Facebook. I do like a good cornbread
and this one was so interesting sounding since it used popcorn flour.
“Popcorn
flour‽” you say.
Yep.
Popcorn flour. If my grandmother can take leftover popcorn and pour milk over
it for a morning cereal, why not turn it into flour?
I
popped the popcorn. I got out the food processor and ground it down as much as
I could. It still had some big-ish pieces but I hoped it was good enough. I had
little puffs of popcorn static-clinging all over the place!
I followed the recipe, mixing the
batter and pouring it into my much-loved number seven Griswold iron skillet and
baked it.
I have to tell you. Mike hated it!
I shared it with
the Kipps. Rosie didn’t try it and Lamar didn’t like it much either — and it
has to be really bad if Lamar won’t eat it!
“What
did you think?” you ask.
It has a very strange flavor and it took me several bites before my taste buds would accept it. I did eat it but I’ll probably never make it again.
>>>*<<<
Do
you remember me talking about the book, Where the Crawdads Sing? I
really liked it and so did Miss Rosie. Neither one of us could put it down.
My turn came
around again at the library and I read it for a second time this week — and enjoyed
it just as much as the first time.
Then
I heard on the morning show that Reese Witherspoon is or has turned this book
into a movie! I was so excited I had to call Miss Rosie and tell her! I think
it’s supposed to be out in July. If it comes around this area, I might have to
call on two or three girlfriends and do a girls' night out at the movies!
And
now, I heave a great sigh, and call this one done.
Done!