Sunday, November 17, 2024

Practice

           I haven’t shown you my practice watercolors in almost three weeks. Since nothing very exciting happened this week, how about I catch you up on my sketchbook? 


Drawing isn’t so much my goal as painting, so when I can use patterns to transfer my images, I do. It saves time and my proportions are always right. In my sketchbook I always free-draw. I mean, practicing is what it’s all about, right?

I’m not proud of the stone house, but I always give you the good, bad and ugly! Besides, it’s practice.



          I’m not good with trees so I try to practice them.


          Especially with Christmas coming! 


This one is supposed to be the Aurora Borealis. The lady I was following in the tutorial was using acrylic paint and I’d already done the first step, which was to put the background in, before I thought that I might have to do it different because I was using watercolors. As a result, my colors are not vibrant. For the window frame I used a black sharpie. It bled through my paper to the other side.


          I’m thinking about painting Christmas cards this year. Then I wonder why. People throw cards away — as is their right to do with any gift they receive, even the gift of a Peggy painted watercolor Christmas card. Nonetheless, painting Christmas themes is fun and I couldn’t stop! The dates are on the bottom and I painted three on this day!     

    


Remember this past summer, I found two big bags of glitter for like fifty or seventy-five cents each? I got blue and gold. I didn’t even know why I was buying them. Now I know. The only thing is, now there’s glitter EVERYWHERE! 


I was practicing with a snowflake stamp on this one.

“Peg, you need more practice with that!” you say.

I know, right!

I also need to keep my sleeve out of the brown paint. I didn’t stress. I cleaned it up a little and called it practice.


          I didn’t get my Charlie Brown tree centered on the page very well and the blue blanket looks like water, but did I mention this is only practice? 





          To give you an idea of size, my sketchbook is 5.5 inches square. It holds forty-four pages and I somehow missed the very first page. There’s only one page left in the back then it’s full! It’s a good thing I bought two of them or I’d have to go back to the old book I’d started out using for a sketchbook back in February. 

          I finished the Nightmare box.

          It has a green background because that’s his wife’s favorite color. The Nightmare Before Christmas is her favorite movie and Halloween is her favorite holiday.

          I used glass paint to protect and shine. That’s one of those things you either like or hate and the client likes it.


          I’ve started work on the second box for this client. This one I call Papa’s Box because it’s a memorial box with his grandfather’s picture as well as his birth and death dates on it. I’ll wait until it’s done to show you. 

          We had to make a couple of trips to Tunkhannock this week. It couldn’t be helped. One trip was for a dental appointment for me, then two days later, Bondi had a vet appointment.

          We saw this old truck in a parking lot the first trip over.


          The second trip we see the same truck waiting to pull out of a side road. 


          This time of year you can see all of the bright orange berries of the Bittersweet draped all over the naked trees. I know it’s invasive but I still love it. 



          I know better than to try and capture a hawk in flight. I really do know that the chances are slim to none at all that I’ll get a good shot.

          It doesn’t stop me from trying.


          Cows making a bed on their hay. 


          This lady had her scarf slung across her handbag and drug it the whole way down the sidewalk. I can only imagine what a mess of germs and no telling what all else it’ll have on it when she gets where she’s going.


We took the golf cart to get the mail and generally we take the dogs with us. On this day, this trip, Mike didn’t pull into Charlie’s driveway like he usually does. Instead, he pulled across the yard to the front door. Raini got off the cart with me, like she usually does, and I had to laugh as she retreated to the spot where the cart would normally be. 

There she waited for me. I gave Charlie his mail, called Raini, and she was a little hesitant to come as Charlie was standing in the doorway between us, but as she lost sight of me behind a tree, she got her brave on and came running. 


          Tiger, as seen through the glass of the door divider, sitting under the light on Mike’s desk.

          I see it, you get to see it, too.


          I don’t get up early if I don’t have to. But I was up early enough to catch a sunrise this week. By the time I got my camera and got outside, the colors were already starting to fade.


          On our second trip to Tunkhannock, I took more pictures for you. 


          Maybe, after being like this for a couple of three years, they’re gonna fix it.




          A hawk got hit. Mike won’t let me pick it up.

          “It’s illegal,” he says and I know he’s right, but the thought of all those beautiful feathers just going to waste makes me sad. 


          Let’s call this one done!

          Done!

Sunday, November 10, 2024

"YOU SCARED ME!"

          “Good afternoon,” Charlie said in a pleasant voice after opening his door.


          I was still steamed about an incident that happened the day before and I let him know about it — again! “Charlie, YOU SCARED ME!”

          “What happened?” I know you wanna know.

          In order to tell you what happened, I have to tell you what led up to it.

          Lamar! That handsome, kind, mild-mannered neighbor of mine, that’s what! Lamar is what happened! Last week, at the top of four porch steps down to a large, flat stone landing, Lamar stood tossing a ball for Tux to chase when he flung himself off the porch. He never hit a step on his way down and landed on his right shoulder blade. I like how their daughter Jenn describes it. “Picture something like Fred Flintstone with his fingers stuck in a bowling ball, or a really short Superman flight.”

          “I rolled over to my hands and knees and yelled, ‘HELP! HELP!’” Lamar told me.

Rosie was in the kitchen and heard him. “I went out and helped him get up and into the house and to his chair.”

Lamar thought he’d be okay and didn’t want to go to the ER. “Every time we go there, we end up waiting six or seven hours to be seen,” Rosie said. But Lamar wasn’t okay. By that night the pain was really bad. The next day Rosie took him to the chiropractor because it takes too long to get in to see the doctor. The chiropractor wouldn’t touch him without an x-ray. They called the doctor for an order for an x-ray and Rosie took him to Towanda Hospital. Lamar thought he might’ve broken his shoulder, but he didn’t. He fractured six ribs!

“What’s the difference between cracked ribs and fractured?” you ask.

Good question. I asked Copilot, my AI buddy. “Cracked ribs is a term commonly used to describe a less severe break, where the bone is cracked but not completely broken. Fractured ribs is a term that can refer to any type of break in the rib, whether it's a crack, a partial break, or a complete break.”

Needless to say, Lamar is laid up for a while and can’t get their mail or Charlie’s mail for him. Mike and I quickly stepped in and took over mail duty.

Charlie is hard of hearing. I ring the doorbell and wait. Usually, within a minute or two, I’ll hear him moving around. If I don’t, I ring the doorbell again or I’ll ring the old, school bell that rings on the porch above his kitchen door. He says he can hear that one inside the house, too. Sometimes he’s napping and doesn’t hear the bells. That’s when I’ll call his phone. He’ll hear that and wake up.

This week, I can hear something inside the house running as I approach the door. A vacuum sweeper maybe? I rang the inside bell and waited. The machine didn’t turn off and I couldn’t hear Charlie coming to the door. I rang the inside doorbell again and leaned on the school bell for good measure. His slowness in answering is not unusual. I wait and listen and look around.


I ring both bells again and wait. Still no Charlie. I’d think he was napping but whatever machine that was running was still running. I call his phone. It rings and rings. No answer. Mike and the girls are on the golf cart waiting for me to deliver Charlie’s mail to him.

“Mike,” I called. “Something’s wrong! Charlie isn’t answering and I can hear something running in the house.”

Mike and I go to another door. The inside door is open and the screen door was fastened with a piece of wire. I could open it enough to yell, “CHARLIE!” through the crack.

Still no Charlie — but I heard a new sound — someone was hitting something metallic with something metallic! “CHARLIE! CHARLIE!” I call through the crack with renewed panic. I’ve seen enough movies to know that when someone’s in trouble, they pick up a wrench and beat on the walls of the ship. I was envisioning Charlie falling or having some kind of episode while he’s running the sweeper. I just couldn’t figure out what he was beating on or what he was beating with or why he couldn’t answer me. But those answer would come when we got inside.

I tried to use a stick to flip the wire from the hook but it wasn’t budging. I yelled, “CHARLIE!” and this time a rap, rap, rap, was immediately returned, almost like he was answering my call. I didn’t feel like there was a lot of time to waste. We pulled on the handle and the door came open. I was afraid of what I’d find inside but in I went.

I quickly scan the living room. No body in the reclined recliner. No body on the living room floor.

The machine sound was coming from the kitchen. I turned the corner and there stood Charlie. He wasn’t laying on the floor. He was standing at the counter; an electric grinder was running. Charlie used the spoon in his hand to move the contents away from where it was piling up under the grinder and rapping the spoon on the side of the pan.

“CHARLIE!” I yelled, but now I’m not panicked. He was wearing over-the-ear hearing protection, earmuffs, and couldn’t hear me. I stepped closer, cupping my hands around my mouth, and yelled again. This time he heard me.

“Coming!” he said and turned toward the kitchen door (which was the opposite way from where I was coming in.)

“CHARLIE! I’M OVER HERE!”

“Huh?” he says, turns around and sees me.

“How did you get in?” he asked after he shut the grinder off and took off his hearing protection.

“I pulled the door open,” I told him.

“I thought that was secure.”

I’m standing there thinking, that is beside the point. “CHARLIE!” I exclaimed. “YOU SCARED ME!” His face was blank. “You didn’t answer the doorbell. You didn’t answer the phone. And you didn’t answer when I was knocking and yelling in the door!”

“I’m sorry,” he said. “I thought that door was secure.”

I tried again. “Charlie, it’s a good thing I could get in! I thought you needed help.”

I gave him his mail and left.

The next day, when Charlie opened his door to my doorbell ringing, he pleasantly said, “Good afternoon.”

“CHARLIE! YOU SCARED ME! You need to give me or Lamar a key so we can get in if you’re ever in trouble.”

“Do you know how old I am?” he asked.


“Ninety-eight,” I guess.

“Ninety-nine,” he says. “But most people don’t agree with the way I count age.”

Charlie counts from the moment of conception and adds nine months to his age. Lamar figures that he’s closer to ninety-seven.


I stood there and snapped photo after photo of this wizened old face as Charlie once again told me the story of his two guardian angels, Gabriele and Gabriela.

 

“Look at me!” Charlie says. “I don’t go to the doctors. I don’t take any medicine. But I’m ready to go! I hope I go tonight!”


I looked over to where Mike was waiting on the cart with Bondi and Raini. He could hear the conversation and was grinning at me. I know what he was thinking. “Better you than me.”


Charlie can talk — and talk and talk. You don’t like to be rude, but sometimes you just gotta walk away from him.

           “In other words,” Mike said when I got back to the cart. “He doesn’t want any help.”

          Charlie is reluctant to give anyone a key to his house. I guess it doesn’t matter in the long run. If I think he needs help, or Lamar thinks he needs help, we can always break a window.       

The Kipp girls have been sending their dad get well boxes full of treats. One of the things Jenn sent was a Superman cape. “No more flights without this!” she advises.


          While visiting with the Kipps, Rosie got to love on Bondi and Raini played with Tux. Lamar was holding Tux’s leash and I was holding Raini’s leash as they danced playfully around each other, tails wagging. I don’t know what happened but I knew something was happening. Raini got very still, her tail and hackles up as Tux sniffed her ear. That was it. Raini lit into him. But I was ready and held her back. Tux, to his good credit, backed off. I pulled a chair from the table near where we were standing and put it between them. When I could see nothing else was going to happen, I opened the door and told Raini, “Go outside.” She did, and sat there looking at me through the glass of the storm door.

          “I don’t know what she was upset about,” I told Lamar. “But I could see she was getting upset.” If I had known it was going to go that far I would’ve sent her outside sooner.

          “It’s okay, Raini,” Lamar spoke to her through the door. “You didn’t do anything wrong.”

          I’m really glad they weren’t upset about the episode.

          Speaking of being upset about an episode...

          “Charlie again?” you ask.

          No, no, no. Something different this time.

          Mike had a yen for some good Mexican food. We tried a couple of places in Tunkhannock and they were okay. We found a Mexican place in Vestal, New York.

          “All that way just for food,” Mike says.

          “I’m okay with a road trip,” I told him. So we went.

Can you say, “Road pictures!”





          A temporary traffic signal.

          When we got the green light and went around the curve, we could see a new bridge was under construction. 


          We were behind a semi that had a single smokestack. “I don’t know why they would do it that way,” Mike mused. “To save money? It would be cheaper to use one instead of two. But it looks dumb.”

          “Does it affect the engine?” I wondered.

          “I don’t know,” Mike admitted.


          “What happened to that place?”

          “A fire maybe?” Mike guessed.    

    

          On the way home, seeing it from the other side, we could tell that it was indeed a fire. 




          When is a stone house not a stone house?

          When it’s stone veneer. 


          We found the Mexican place with no problem at all. We were there ahead of the lunch crowd and got a table right away. As we sat there the place filled up and people had to wait.

          Mike got a build-your-own platter and I got chicken fajitas. They never give you enough tortillas so I ordered extra. Mike got water and it was a cup of coffee for me. I expected to have to wait for my coffee, I never dreamed it would be ready, but it was. She came back out in just a few minutes with our drinks and the coffee was surprisingly good. I’m guessing I’m not the first customer to order coffee or one of the help drinks it, too.


          The food was good, but the best Mexican we ever had was at a little place my sister Patti took us to when we spent a winter out there in Arizona.

          We got our bill. Stapled to the front of the ticket was a printed calculator receipt. It looked official and I glanced at the bottom line on the way to the cashier. Forty-four and change!

I was shocked and did a quick tally in my head. Twelve for Mike’s, eleven for mine. That’s twenty-three. Three dollars each for coffee and extra tortillas. Twenty-three and six is twenty-nine. “There’s something wrong with this,” I told the cashier.

          He held out his hand for the ticket. “I do it here,” he said in broken English and punched the numbers in the cash register. With tax and a small fee for using a credit card, it came to thirty-one and some change. He didn’t seem surprised nor did he apologize. I paid and we left.

          “Do you think they’re cheating people?” I asked Mike. “How many people would just pay it?” After all, machines aren’t wrong — unless they’re programed to be.

          We won’t be going back to that place.

          I took pictures on the way home, too.


          An old spring.



          There didn’t use to be a fence between these neighbors. Then there was one fence. Then we didn’t go that way for a few years and now there’s a second, taller fence beside the old fence.

          “Man, they’re really feuding about something.” I said. I remembered once a long time ago, a neighbor tried to use the backside of our fence. Mike didn’t like that at all. “They can get their own fence,” echoed in my memory. Out loud I said, “This is my fence! Get your own!”

          “There isn’t any room to perform routine maintenance between them,” Mike said.

          I wonder what they’re fighting about.


          Two more quick stories, a few pictures, and we’ll wrap it up for this week.

          I’ve been running a ladies’ exercise class at the church for months now. I leave Robinson Road, go up the hill, not very far, and turn onto Benjamin Road.

          One morning this past week, I get out to the main road and see water on the road. It didn’t rain at my house, I’m thinking. No traffic in sight, I make my turn. It’s wet the whole way up the hill. Maybe a water truck left his valve open, I’m thinking.


        With no rhyme or reason, my thoughts turn to kittens. I love kittens and always watch the roadside for abandoned animals. Then I remember that Lamar and Rosie were walking one day and a kitten heard them and started crying from the field. Lamar found it, picked it up, and gave it to one of the other neighbors. I’m thinking and wishing someone would drop kittens off at my house — not that I condone abandoning critters like that but people do it all the time. But I’m guessing they can’t drop them off right at my house because someone might see them do it and so they have to leave them between houses hoping the kittens will find their way to a nearby house. The next thing I know, I’ve driven right past my turnoff onto Benjamin Road. I take my foot off the gas, think about hitting the brakes, check for cars behind me, consider backing up the few feet I’d gone past — but only fleetingly — ultimately deciding it was better and safer to go to the next road and turn around.

          Sigh.          

          Remember the last time we visited? I told you I couldn’t use the kitchen door because Spitfire was napping in front of it?

          “We do the same thing,” Miss Rosie confided after she read my letter blog. “We can’t disturb them either.”

          Well, this week, Spitfire saved me from having to do a load of laundry! It was only a one-day reprieve though. 


          Let’s end with a few pictures I took on the way to the recycling station. 




          Let’s call this one done! 

          Done!